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Miley Cyrus Says Her Breasts are Real

For whatever reason, after appearing at the CNN Heroes event with what appeared to be cleavage, people began speculating whether or not Miley Cyrus’ boobs were real. Apparently they are. According to Miley Cyrus.

Cyrus tweeted yesterday, “Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they’d realize you don’t have to be fake to be beautiful!”

Oh, really? I’ll be the judge of that. *Makes squeezing motion in air with both hands, shakes head back and forth between imaginary breasts, goes pffttbbbbbb* Don’t worry, I’m a trained professional.

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