Robert Pattinson Is Scared of Kristen Stewart

In early December, while Kristen Stewart was filming Snow White and the Huntsman in England, Robert Pattinson left La Poubelle restaurant with actress Sarah Roemer and was seen… STROKING HER HAND IN THE BACK OF A CAR! Uh oh. Twi-hards, assemble!

An insider tells OK!, “Rob’s one of the world’s biggest heartthrobs and Kristen’s never been able to relax the whole time she’s been with him. This was, like, her worst fear realized.”

Of course, Rob says nothing happened. Though why he would admit something like that is beyond me. Regardless, Rob is scared Kristen might get all pissy when she comes home and be all *makes constipated face* and now he’s trying to save their relationship by… buying her a diamond ring? What? I’m sure there are 20 other ways to look less guilty than proposing marriage. If I was Rob, I’d just laugh it off. But try not to do a forced laugh for 5 minutes straight because then it gets suspicious. And, frankly, sort of awkward.