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Russell Brand Files for Divorce from Katy Perry

In what is sure to be a blow to absolutely no one, Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry citing “irreconcilable differences.”

A statement released by Brand states, “Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.” Sources tell TMZ Russell Brand may have blindsided Katy Perry with the filing as Katy had no clue this was happening.

The writing was on the wall with this one but everyone thought it would Katy filing and that it’d have happened a lot sooner. Like, say for instance, after Katy found out Russell posted a picture of her without makeup on Twitter but before she punched him in the balls while he slept.

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SHoulda Strapped it On Katy
SHoulda Strapped it On Katy
8 years ago

Russell prefers the cock

Oral Hygeine!
Oral Hygeine!
8 years ago

I knew once she had a poor, average, white, American she would dump that millionaire, British asshole!!!  No contest!  The good guy wins!!!  PS He prefers the “stink” to the “pink!”  PSS He hates good teeth! (He prefers a pukey, festering gob to a clean mouth)  Orbitz!

ExpiredSexFun
ExpiredSexFun
8 years ago

Heroin Addict in skinny jeans and grandma blouses broke it off with that annoying singer
Im sure they’re both bumping new genitals

cookiemonster
cookiemonster
8 years ago

She’s too good for him anyway

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