Sara Leal Insists She’s Not a Whore

Sara Leal says her life was ruined after sleeping with Ashton Kutcher. That sentence should be plastered on billboards every ten miles in SoCal as a warning to women. Anyway, Sara was fired from her job as an administrative assistant (though she doesn’t mention the job where she’s hired to go to clubs to talk to rich dudes), her best friend moved out and her dad won’t talk to her. No one told her being famous for sleeping with a married celebrity and ending his marriage would give such bad press. Though she claims she didn’t even know he was married.

“I don’t watch television and I read very few magazines. It never crossed my mind that he was married. But then he said he was separated, which still doesn’t make things okay, but I wasn’t thinking clearly,” Leal said. “He was a good looking guy and it was stupid. When people say to me ‘I can’t believe you did that’ I want to say back that most 22-year-old girls in my position would have done the same thing.” Fox News

Turns out it was the wrong decision because if she had to do it over again, she wouldn’t.

“It was insane. I had no idea what I was getting myself into,” Leal said. “It might have seemed like I was asking for it, but I wasn’t. My dad wouldn’t even talk to me, and I got a lot of disturbing phone calls, even from my friends’ parents.”

And those topless shots her friends leaked to the mags? That’s not how she is.

“Those made me look bad and everyone who knows me on a personal basis knows I am not a crazy slut party girl,” she said. “I’ve had one boyfriend since I lived in San Diego, and those pictures were one weekend out of my life that painted the worst image of me ever. I was a mess for two weeks straight it was so horrible.”

Wow. The amount of disbelief oozing out of my pores right now is scary. 1. Topless pics in Vegas. 2. Partied naked with two other girls in a hot tub with Ashton Kutcher. 3. Had sex with Aston Kutcher. I’m pretty sure that’s “crazy slut party girl” by definition. I have about as much sympathy for this chick as I do for a rock being thrown at Ashton Kutcher’s face.