Slave Labor Keeps the Kardashian Costs Down

TMZ confirms that the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights has launched an investigation into whether or not the Kardashians’ wares are produced using Chinese slave labor in factories reeking of sewage with temperatures soaring above 100 degrees. An official from the org says the conditions are horrific. The factories make merchandise for K-Dash by Kardashian, the Kris Jenner Kollection and ShoeDazzle. Other claims include 84 hour work weeks and $1/hour pay. The Kardashians make $65 million a year off their lines.

Naturally, Kris Jenner put on her shocked face and said the factories manufacture many things unrelated to the Kardashian line. “As far as I know the factories that are used to manufacture the Kardashian clothing and shoes have nothing terrible going on at all and the factories are very well policed and meet factory standards,” says Kris.

I wonder what factory standards they meet? Chinese factory standards where the only qualifications you need are nimble hands and a built up resistance to noxious fumes and motivational whippings every hour?

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The 4 horses of the apocalypse
The 4 horses of the apocalypse
12 years ago

“Cock Eater, Egg Beater, Barnyard and Poo.”