Woman Gets ‘Drake” Tattooed on Forehead

The wheelchair kid from Degrassi: The Next Generation is pissed at a tattoo artist who inked “Drake” on a crackhead’s forehead. He thinks the woman who got the tattoo is incredible but the artist who did it is a total asshole.

Speaking to Los Angeles’ Power 106, Drake said, “I want to meet her and understand what happened. That’s cool though, I feel you 100%, that to me is absolutely incredible.”

“The guy who tatted is a f*cking as*hole though, I will tell you that,” Drake said. “I don’t f*ck with that guy. F*ck you to that tat artist by the way. And you should lose your job and should never do tattoos again and I don’t f*ck with you. And if I ever see you, I’m a f*ck you up.”

As for Kevin Campbell, the tattoo artist who did it, he said his policy is to ask the customer three times whether or not they’re sure about getting a retarded tattoo like this and after that, his conscience is clear.

Yeah, she was really psyched about it. She had the shitty font all picked out on her iPhone ready to go and was pretty adamant about putting it on her forehead. She didn’t say a word about what it meant to her. Some of the guys at the shop asked her, and she just kinda giggled at them. When I printed up the first image of the lettering, she wanted me to go bigger, so that it went pretty much from each side of her hairline to the other. I thought she shaved her eyebrows for the procedure, so when I put the stencil on the first time, it was right over her (missing) eyebrows, but she had me enlarge it a bit and push it up towards the hairline. But yeah, she acted as if she had planned it out for a while, but I’m not really sure how much extended coherent thought could actually go into getting such a stupid tattoo on your forehead. Vice

Kevin also doesn’t seem to be a big Drake fan. As he puts it, “The funny thing is, I didn’t know who Drake was. I figured it was her hood or some shit, not some goofnugget R&B dude.” Then he calls Drake the softest motherf**ker in hip hop.

I guess I feel bad that this dumbass got the name of the softest motherfucker in hip-hop tattooed on her forehead. But what makes that any less valid of a tattoo to her? I lost a little sleep over it that first night, wondering if I wanted to be known as the asshole who tattooed “DRAKE” on some crackhead’s forehead. None of the face tattoos I had done prior to this got any publicity, so I was a little surprised that this one took off like it did.

Hit up the Vice link to read the entire interview where you’ll run into tidbits like, “In my opinion this whole world’s going to shit, and shit rolls downhill, so I might as well just jump in, hold my breath, and pray to God that there’s a nice big soft puddle of diarrhea for me to land in once everything hits the fan.” Wow, he must have listened to a lot of Tony Robbins.

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Nate Fanfare

Nah. She ain’t shit.

Dee Vewl

You writing is autrocious and you present yourself as an uneducated, nasty twit. Never coming to this ghetto site again.

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