Beyonce and Jay-Z Already Spoiling Daughter

Blue Ivy Carter isn’t even two weeks old yet and Beyonce and Jay-Z are already spoiling her rotten. They’ve already spent over $1.5 million in toys and equipment for the kid. What have they bought to ensure every other kid in the world will hate her with a passion?

– A $15,000 Swarovski-studded high chair by Carla Monchen
– A Fantasy ‘posh tots’ coach carriage crib for $22,000
– A $600,000 solid gold handmade Ginza Tanaka rocking horse
– A $30,000 magical windmill playhouse and mini-Bugatti
$350,000 ensuring the nurseries in their three homes are identical
– A wardrobe of one-off designer clothes that the kid will outgrow in a year

This kid is going to be such an entitled princess but loved by all. At school, she’ll be all like, “Hey, guys. Let’s take a ride in my mini-Bugatti to my solid gold rocking horse located in my magical windmill house.” Meanwhile, little Timmy listening within earshot, rocking on his homemade rocking horse, will be all like, “Aww, f**k you!”

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12 years ago

Hip Hop Royalty

Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil
12 years ago

That kid is white sperm and egg, implanted in somebody else, will need reassurance growing up thinking its parents are gorillas…