Christina Aguilera Comes to Terms With Being Fat

If you listen to Kelly Osbourne’s yapping, Christina Aguilera called her fat for years back when Christina didn’t demand a fully stocked buffet in her dressing room at all times. Now that Christina uses her deep-fryer more than a mirror, she’s conveniently changed her tune about this fat thing. She told reporters at a TCA conference Friday,

“I’ve been in this [business] for a long time. I came out on the scene when I was 17 years old. You can never be too much of anything. You can never be too perfect, too thin, too curvy, voluptuous, this, that. I’ve been on all sides of the spectrum as far as any female in this business.”

“I think my video works over the years have spoken to that… As you know, ‘Dirty’ and so on, and ‘Lady Marmalade.’ I’ve been no stranger to being very comfortable in my own skin to take those risks, to take those chances,”

“As long as I’m happy in my own skin, that’s all I need,” she said. “I’m happy with where I’m at. I have a boyfriend that loves my body. I love my body. My son is healthy and happy. That’s all that matters.” Us Magazine

Now that the shoe is crammed on the other pudgy foot, she loves her body. And maybe she does. A lot of times when celebrities say they’re happy in their own skin they’re full of sh*t because six months later they’ve dieted down to a size 4. Not Christina though. She genuinely doesn’t seem to care that her back fat needs its own stylist because she still dresses like it’s 2001 when she was a size 2 and Kelly Osbourne was still that poor tubby chick she made fun of.

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