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Demi Moore Hospitalized for Substance Abuse

Paramedics responded to Demi Moore’s L.A. home after a 911 call was placed at 10:45 p.m. on Monday night. Following careful assessment for a half hour, Demi was taken to a local hospital and placed in a facility to “seek further professional assistance.” Sources tell TMZ it’s for substance abuse.

The official story is Demi is being treated for exhaustion. Because that’s a thing. Whenever I get exhausted, instead of taking a nap, I always take a $700 ambulance ride to the hospital and seek professional help. Whew. So tired. Help me deal, doctor!

Demi’s rep says, “Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends.”

When did reps start treating the public like children. “Mommy took some happy pills and Gummi juice and now she’s just a little tired. Oh, that noise? She’s just expelling the demons from her stomach.”

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Krypticstar
Krypticstar
12 years ago

This is a bit harsh. Do you know how crazy your body can act when you have had hardly any sleep and overwork yourself? Even dehydration can shut your body down. Then on top of that trying herbal spice (a fake version of marijuana lol) when you don’t even know what that crap can do to you, yeah I imagine I’d end up in the hospital too. I had some crazy spice like that once, I didn’t even want to look at my old hands and my friends had to keep telling me breathe. Never will I be that dumb… Read more »