Demi Moore Is 16 Again

My 24/7 coverage of Demi Moore is coming along nicely. The newest rumor is that the seizure Demi Moore allegedly suffered on Monday which brought her to the hospital to seek professional help may have been caused by whip-its aka nitrous oxide aka the drug of choice for high school kids and Steve-O who still has the mind of one.

The friend said she became upset when Demi had a reaction to a whip-it and lapsed into semi-consciousness.

It appears Demi had symptoms of a seizure — after inhaling the nitrous. TMZ

The only reason kids do whip-its is if they run out of weed or can’t afford ecstasy or coke. I don’t think Demi has either of those problems so based on nothing at all, Demi was probably doing it to impress an 18-year-old she was hoping to hook-up with to get back at Ashton Kutcher. Clearly.