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Elin Nordegren Bulldozed a Mansion

Elin Nordegren bought a $12 million, 9,000 sq ft beachfront mansion in Florida but it was stupid so she put that $100 million divorce settlement to use and tore the whole thing down to make way for a custom built one. Hopefully this was also her giving a subtle finger to Tiger Woods. In the meantime, she’s temporarily living in a nearby mansion inside the private community while her place is being built.

In other news, someone stole the piece of paper that I used to keep my chair balanced with.

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cookiemonster
cookiemonster
12 years ago

To be honest, that mansion in the pic IS looking a bit haggard.

Tigermonkey
Tigermonkey
12 years ago

The woman is an obvious PIG – anyone who would be that wasteful cares nothing for environment or anything else, this extraordinary selfishness. I now can start seeing why the tiger went others for fulfillment~

Where is my butler
Where is my butler
12 years ago

Haha she is helping to beautify the neighborhood duh.  I just bulldozed my mansion, now I have to buy all new Barbie furniture wtf.