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Jessica Simpson Wore a Penis Mask

A pregnant Jessica Simpson attended a bachelorette party over the weekend and because she’s Jessica Simpson, tweeted a photo of her wearing a gigantic, fleshy penis mask complete with eyes, nose and mouth. Maybe to cover that bump on her right eye.

Also, I have some serious concerns about the ball to dick ratio. That penis must be on roids.

Update: According to the comments, it might be her friend Cacee. Which doesn’t help get rid of that huge penis face off my screen.

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Kid #1 says to kid#2, “How did your dad make his fortune?” Kid#2 responds, “He makes  
gigantic fleshy penis masks.”

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This is not Jessica, it’s her friend CaCee…

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Cacee Cobb has a large growing mole on her right eye. That is how we know that is Cacee.

BTW, why does Cacee not have that mole removed? she is a pretty girl and the growt is just getting bigger and bigger

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