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K-Fat Suffers From Minor Cardiac Arrest

For the second time this season, K-Fed’s body has shown the side-effects of his undying love for chocolate. While filming Excess Baggage, Australia’s answer to Celebrity Fit Club, K-Fed collapsed and was treated for symptoms of a minor cardiac arrest.

“During a challenge, the show’s medic was concerned that Kevin’s pulse rate was high so as a precautionary move, called an ambulance,” said a Fremantle Media spokesman.

“He was taken to Mt Druitt hospital where he is undergoing further tests.” Daily Telegraph

The “challenge” was a running and catching warm-up drill used by Australian Football League players. Asked why it did what it did, K-Fed’s heart looked up from its plate of ribs and said of the drill, “F**k that.”

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He took a lottery ticket and burned it.
Yes he still gets a check from Britstink but he should have as much franchising as that down syndromy SITUATION.

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Er…… if he had “mild cardiac arrest” he’d probably be dead.  What he had was tachycardia, which can be brought on by a whole lot of things including dehydration.

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Er…… if he had “mild cardiac arrest” he’d probably be dead.  What he had was tachycardia, which can be brought on by a whole lot of things including dehydration.

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Whoa, there, Bill Nye

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The rumors are true: he has been “main lining” KFC gravy…and snorting the powdered, premixed “mashed potatoes” He’s a “goner!”

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