Katy Perry Seeks New Manmeat

Looks like Katy Perry’s gotten over the whole marriage to Russell Brand thing. According to US Weekly, Perry is “all about moving on now”.

How polite of US Weekly. They should’ve just said she’s ready to bang. Brand and Perry’s marriage lasted 14 months, which appears to be the time for the novelty of double D’s to wear off.

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no shit, sherlock
no shit, sherlock
12 years ago

The next time she gets even a whiff of s**t off of her boyfriend’s dick, she should run the other way…those ex-druggies all go both ways for their fix in the day.  He is garbage.

Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

uuumm! hello katy py!!!