Katy Perry Wasn’t Kinky Enough for Russell Brand

Previously, sources claimed the reason for Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s divorce was because Katy would rather party than settle down and have Russell’s babies.

Now other sources tell Us Weekly that another reason for he split is Katy couldn’t satisfy Russell’s sexual desires.

“Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her,” a source says. “When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.”

But the source goes on to say that despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, it was “never enough.”

Russell’s sexually fetishes were also reportedly hard for Katy to keep up with.

“He likes dirty things,” the source says. “He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” Adding that Russell had a closet full of sex toys. Hollywood Life

Ah, yes. The ubiquitous wheelchair porn. They make it sound like a fetish. I mean, is it too much to ask for handicap sex once in a while? I think not. But just not mentally handicapped sex. Trust me. Things get a lot weirder when your date goes “hur dur dur dur” in the middle of an orgasm.