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Khloe Kardashian Still Says Robert Kardashian Is Her Father

Robert Kardashian’s ex-wives are sticking to their story that Khloe Kardashian isn’t his biological child. Kris Jenner, squealing with glee that people are finally starting to care about Kong Kardashian, went on GMA to sort of deny the claims.

“It just gets weirder and weirder: I have never heard such crap in my life. I mean, I was there!” Kris, clad in a sleek black get-up, told GMA. “I gave birth, I know who the dad was.” (Interestingly, Kris didn’t get specific as to who the dad was!) Radar

Not like this is the first time Khloe’s DNA has come into question. Besides scientists asking to test her for the Bigfoot gene, she’s tested herself to see if she was really a Kardashian. On an earlier episode, Khloe tested her DNA to prove she was. However, she only compared the DNA to her mother’s, not to her supposed father Robert Kardashian.

Anyway, she may or may not be a true Kardashian by blood but she was still raised as one. Which means she’s going to draw this story out as long as possible and when no one cares anymore, she’ll take a paternity test. It’s the Kardashian way.

Meanwhile, Lamar Odom is staying away from this mess by letting strippers grind him at a strip club in Washington DC. Lamar had 500 singles in hand to help the dancers out on their college fund and even went into a private room with one of them. According to a witness, the stripper looked a lot like Khloe Kardashian.

“That’s where the VIPs go when they don’t want to be seen publicly with a stripper,” the source at the venue said. “Lamar disappeared into the back of the venue where the private rooms are. He was there for quite awhile, but eventually came back to hang with the strippers in the main area again. The stripper that gave him most of his lap dances was a complete Khloe look-a-like.”

What is this? Bizzaro World? When you go to a strip club, the furthest thing you want from your mind is Khloe Kardashian. This would be like going to a steakhouse and ordering a cheeseburger or taking a hammer to your erection.

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snocomment
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snocomment

the hairdresser is the father

Kellywood
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Kellywood

ohh shut up and get a life you stupid lozer….

Mls_1101
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Mls_1101

u a$$hole! why do u say such mean things about her. She is gorgeous! What do u look like?

IadoptedanotalentGorilla
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IadoptedanotalentGorilla

Her ballz hang just like her dads 6 & 5 o’clock

fruit heart
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fruit heart

Khloe’s bio dad is Alex Roldan, her mom’s hairdresser. This picture doesn’t lie, unlike Kris Jenner…

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/meliss31/khloe.jpg

Alex Roldan has been Kris’ hairdresser for 30 years, this photo of him is from 3:17 of her “I love my friends” video from the 80’s on youtube.

fruit heart
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fruit heart

Khloe’s bio dad is Alex Roldan, her mom’s hairdresser.

Check him out at 3:17 of her “I love my friends” video from the 80’s on youtube.

She looks EXACTLY like him, it’s stunning!

Beyondhope03
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Beyondhope03

Who cares, Khloe Kardashian is beautiful.Who are you to judge?

suckamuckaho
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suckamuckaho

I would rather declare to the world that my father was an unholy union between Adolf Hitler and that Kardashian guy and the egg of a murdered cold war spy!

Jehova
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Jehova

or Magilla the Gorilla

Char
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Char

She…is a pretty girl, but looks nothing like her Mother, or siblings

Alex
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Alex

Why you even care who is her father? 

Aa
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Aa

who are these annoying people?

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