Mark Wahlberg Would Have Single-Handedly Stopped 9/11

Speaking with Men’s Journal, Mark Wahlberg says if he was on the flight that crashed into the World Trade Center, it would have safely landed on a cloud of marshmallows. Because delicious clouds made of sugar exist in his fantasy world.

On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center
“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’” Men’s Journal

Not only would Mark Wahlberg have single-handedly disarmed the terrorists, he would have also landed the plane himself. How? Naturally, his training as an actor would have helped him immensely through the whole ordeal.

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12 years ago

I believe it.