Miley Cyrus Cracked Her Tail Bone

Miley Cyrus tweeted, “cracked my tail bone doing a front flip… on to the couch. thats like when i tripped over a pillow and broke my arm.” No further explanation given as to why Miley Cyrus was doing a front flip onto the couch but hopefully “couch” is a euphemism for Liam Hemsworth’s crotch because then that’d make Miley Cyrus way cooler and way more athletic than she looks.