O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Dad

A new report by The National Enquirer, who, let’s face it, is a bastion of truth, says O.J. Simpson bragged to friends that he is Khloe Kardsahian’s father. Kim Kardashian got all sarcastic about it tweeting, “Now we have all the answers! It makes sense now! Khloe u are so tan!”

‘O.J. told me Khloe’s his child,’ a source is quoted as telling the publication.
They allege that Khloe’s mother Kris Jenner had several trysts with O.J. around the time Khloe was conceived.
They also point out the similarities Khloe shares with O.J.’s 26-year-old daughter Sydney.
Robert and Kris were friends with O.J. before the late Hollywood legal eagle helped get the sportsman off for the double murder charges of his wife Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman in 1995.
The National Enquirer claim that Kris had an affair with O.J. years earlier in 1983, and shortly after fell pregnant with Khloe.
‘It was the big secret that no one in the two families would discuss,’ the source told the tabloid.
‘And Robert admitted he and Kris were not having sex at the time Khloe was conceived.’ Daily Mail

Look, we can sit here all day comparing Khloe Kardashian to men and speculate whose well-defined chin hers most resembles… so let’s do that because implying Khloe Kardashian looks like a dude never gets old.