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Tila Tequila: ‘I Vanna be a Jew’

Publicity whore Tila Tequila is running out of ways to get press/make a spectacle of herself, as she’s now decided to convert to Judaism. TMZ reports the elfin one has been spotted at a NY temple, taking classes to begin her conversion. As Tequila puts it:

“As time passed, I started to become more and more fascinated with Kabbalah, the culture, and the way of life of the reform Judaism religion…

I just feel like the Jewish people have such a beautiful way about them, and I can’t wait to officially be Jewish! Shabbat Shalom.” TMZ

Millions of rabbis across the world just screamed “Awww, Hell’s NO!” in unison.

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She is that parasitic little fish that swims up the urethra of men and then locks herself into the urinary tract and feeds off of their wallets until they cannot take anymore and cut off the offending organ. Her spawn dies along with her host.

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Jews can’t have tattoos.  She can’t afford the laser work.

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So this is how you make it in Hollywood now? Hey Steven Spielberg, look at me, I’m a Jew!

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This is the worst thing to happen to Jewish people since the Holocaust.

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