Today’s News Brought to You by All Tina Fey’s Fault

  • Ever wanted to see Shakira’s bikini ride up her butt? [The Superficial]
  • Russell Brand mocked Katy Perry’s parents. [Yeeeah]
  • JC Chasez saved a baby’s life. [EvilBeet]
  • LeAnn Rimes tweets about her stretch marks and offers to pose for Playboy. [Celebitchy]
  • Lady Gaga is disturbing. [Celebslam]
  • Maria Menounos is very very distracting. [MoeJackson]
  • Eddie Murphy’s daughter goes topless. [GCeleb]
  • Adele went on vacation with her new boyfriend. [IDLYITW]
  • Vanessa Hudgens shows off the hooker boots. (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • a thinking person

    It’s a good thing Dave can get funny guests on his show because he has become an unfunny, cranky old douche bag. He’s the “1% rich guy” who is in favor of all the laws to restrict greenhouse gasses while he flies on his private jet everywhere he goes. He still makes George Bush jokes. He kisses Obama’s ass only because he thinks it makes him look “progressive.” He’s not relevant. He’s a pseudo-liberal who makes sure he has plenty of downtrodden staff doing his cooking, cleaning and general housekeeping (in 4 homes plus the ranch) while enjoying a multi-million dollar salary and wants the public to think he’s a “regular guy.”  He’s an arrogant, old asshole who bangs young chicks on his staff and makes everyone around him miserable. We’re sure the “wife” is pleased. Real funny, Dave. If  Les Moonves had a ball left (besides the one firmly clamped between Julie Chen’s jaws) he would cut his losses and kick the old cocksucker to the curb.  He still can’t beat Leno in the Nielsens’s after all these years.  And Leno sucks!  Eat shit and die, all of you.

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