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  • Having sex with your iPad is now possible with the Fleshlight attachment. [Bossip]
  • Demi Moore got herself another young side piece. [Celebitchy]
  • Weeping into a woman’s arms is not the best pick-up line, Andy Dick. [Celebslam]
  • Kate Middelton has a grainy bikini pic. (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Joan Rivers owns Chelsea Handler. [IDLYITW]
  • Do-gooder Selena Gomez raises a lot of money for UNICEF. [Celebs]
  • Kanye West hits Harrolds. [MoeJackson]
  • Attending Joe Paterno’s memorial service will only cost you $99,000. [Busted Coverage]
  • The day Madonna wins an Oscar is the day all the Oscar nominees die in a plane crash. [Dlisted]
  • Madonna will dance the Black Swan. [The Superficial]
  • Being vegan gave Jason Mraz super sex powers. [Daily Fix]
  • One more video from Family Feud where the most common answer to what a co-pilot holds during a flight was “his schlong.”
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