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Tracy Morgan Collapses at Sundance

If you didn’t know, Tracy Morgan is fat, suffers from diabetes and got a kidney transplant two years ago. He also loves drugs and alcohol and is slightly insane. With all that going on, it’s not that big of a surprise when reports say he collapsed at Sundance. A spokeswoman for Park City Medical Center says no drugs or alcohol were found in his system confirming that Tracy Morgan is just way out of shape.

His rep, Lewis Kay, released this statement: “From a combination of exhaustion and altitude, Tracy is seeking medical attention. He is with his fiancée and grateful to the Park City Medical Center for their care. Any reports of Tracy consuming alcohol are 100% false.”

Tracy tweeted, “Superman ran into a little kryptonite. The high altitude in Utah shook up this kid from Brooklyn.”

Really? You’re in Utah, not climbing Mt. Everest. I’m surprised Tracy doesn’t need an oxygen tank every time he walks up a flight of stairs. But if he did, there’s no doubt the tank would be filled with ethanol and bacon.

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