Dancing With the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba was spotted in Hawaii in her bikini. And that’s all you can say about that. She looks decent but I still have no clue who she is. Dancing With the Stars is so foreign to me that if you talked to me about it, you might as well be speaking in tongues. Don’t worry though. I’ll still nod my head and feign interest and ask, “Isn’t that the show where all those has-beens dance like monkeys for the amusement of others? Never heard of it.”