Just to be clear, there’s a 90% chance this is a total fabrication because not even Chris Brown is this dumb. Anyway, an “attractive brunette” told Us Weekly that Chris Brown approached her at the Lasio Professional Haire Care suite Grammy gift lounge and hit on her with, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you.” How reassuring.
“He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, ‘That’s his new line!’ Ugh! I wanted to throw up!”
Chris Brown’s rep didn’t flat out deny the story but said, “I’d be surprised if Chris said something that stupid.” And who would? But if this is true, at least he didn’t say, “lol, j/k” right after because that would be pretty awkward.
In related news, Miranda Lambert fired back at Chris Brown on Twitter. On Monday, Lambert expressed outrage that Brown was allowed back on the Grammys and even got to perform twice. “Chris brown twice? I don’t get it. He beat on a girl… Not cool that we act like that didn’t happen.” Chris Brown responded the next day basically saying whatever, he has a Grammy now. Just yesterday, Lambert fired off again responding, “Oh and one more thing for all who are asking… I have a Grammy too.” Which raises another question. Who doesn’t have a Grammy?