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Eli Roth Is Into Selena Gomez

The good news is Eli Roth really likes Selena Gomez and wants to be friends. The bad news is we won’t know how the date went until we find her body a week from now.

[via Instagram]

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JWCamp
JWCamp
8 years ago

Of course he wants to bang her, who doesn’t?

Fred Jones
8 years ago

I have shot two gallons of semen thinking about her.

AssGrabber
AssGrabber
8 years ago

Dude, you”re 1 lucky son of a bitch.

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