The good news is Eli Roth really likes Selena Gomez and wants to be friends. The bad news is we won’t know how the date went until we find her body a week from now.
[via Instagram]
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Of course he wants to bang her, who doesn’t?
I have shot two gallons of semen thinking about her.
Dude, you”re 1 lucky son of a bitch.
Of course he wants to bang her, who doesn’t?
I have shot two gallons of semen thinking about her.
Dude, you”re 1 lucky son of a bitch.