Jeff Goldblum went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and admitted he stole $10 out of his dad’s wallet as a kid to pay for a hooker. Apparently he didn’t realize how much hookers cost. Ones that you don’t find in an alleyway. Oh, wait.
“Sure enough, where I’d heard that there were these places… there was a kind of an alley and a bunch of doorways and it was kind of dark with red lighting… and there was a girl or two hanging out.
“I proceeded to go into one of them and it was kinda dark inside and there were some girls sitting around the living room.”
The actor was welcomed by the madam and given the pick of her girls. He picked one and she led him towards a bedroom at the end of a hall.
He added, “Halfway down the hallway, I said, ‘Wait a minute, what time is it….? I’m so sorry, I forgot I have to do something. I’ll be back…’ I just chickened out.” StarPulse
Goldblum also confessed to stalking a girl from fifth to 10th grade.
“I had this crush on this girl from, like, fifth to 10th grade…” he says; “And I would ride my bike and just wait outside her house and just look at her house. It was like stalking. I would just wait and see if she would appear, and at night… I would say secret things that I daren’t have said out loud to anybody. (To my pillow)… I would say, ‘Stephanie, I love you’.”
So if you’re that girl who looked out your window at night as a child and saw a shadowy figure staring staring back at you and you told your parents who thought you were crazy, don’t worry, it was just Jeff Goldblum. You don’t have to live in fear anymore.