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Jennifer Lopez Has a Crotch Bulge in V Magazine

Jennifer Lopez sports a mighty fine crotch bulge in April’s issue of V Magazine. Oh, there was an interview too. At one point, she tells the mag that you can’t be a winner every time.

“You’re not going to hit the target or the bull’s-eye every time. That’s part of it. At the end of the day, I made those choices. I’ve been in the business now, I don’t want to say how many years. You have amazing moments of recognition and success. But at this point in my life, I try to take it all with a grain of salt.”

Or, in her case, any time. If you look through her list of IMDB credits, the only good films she’s been in are Anaconda, The Cell and The Wedding Planner. Anaconda only because of how terrible it was, The Cell, not because of the acting but because of Tarsem Singh and Out of Sight because she stuck her ass up in the air and looked naked.

In fact, she’s middling at best. I averaged the IMDB ratings for all the movies she’s done and it comes out to 5.6. That’s out of 10. That’s 56%. If she was in school, she would have flunked out. Hollywood should have academic probation. If you don’t have at least a 60% average on IMDB, then you have to go to community college and take acting classes to either earn your way or blow your way out.

  • Bill Surman

    Trump has dispatched 140 helicopters, 28 ships, 6 Army field hospitals, 3 Navy seabee battalions, 5 US Army Combat Engineer battalions, 3 Civil affairs battalions, 2 nuclear subs capable of generating 2.8 gigawatts of electricity, given 300,000 tons of food, medical supplies and water from military stocks to Puerto Rico. But yea, boo Trump. SMH, Fucking losers.

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