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Jennifer Lopez Has a Crotch Bulge in V Magazine

Jennifer Lopez sports a mighty fine crotch bulge in April’s issue of V Magazine. Oh, there was an interview too. At one point, she tells the mag that you can’t be a winner every time.

“You’re not going to hit the target or the bull’s-eye every time. That’s part of it. At the end of the day, I made those choices. I’ve been in the business now, I don’t want to say how many years. You have amazing moments of recognition and success. But at this point in my life, I try to take it all with a grain of salt.”

Or, in her case, any time. If you look through her list of IMDB credits, the only good films she’s been in are Anaconda, The Cell and The Wedding Planner. Anaconda only because of how terrible it was, The Cell, not because of the acting but because of Tarsem Singh and Out of Sight because she stuck her ass up in the air and looked naked.

In fact, she’s middling at best. I averaged the IMDB ratings for all the movies she’s done and it comes out to 5.6. That’s out of 10. That’s 56%. If she was in school, she would have flunked out. Hollywood should have academic probation. If you don’t have at least a 60% average on IMDB, then you have to go to community college and take acting classes to either earn your way or blow your way out.

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Domina X
Domina X
10 years ago

JLo looks great with the dark, more prominent eyebrows and hair.  Really frames her face, reminiscent of Sharon Stone’s strong brows.  Love the look!

Cookiemonster
Cookiemonster
10 years ago
Reply to  Domina X

No amount of makeup can cover up her horrible personality

BronxBombette
BronxBombette
10 years ago

Shes a fuggin knockout deranged and co dependent or not

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

The crotch bulge is a ‘foul protector’, she wants to draw attention.

Mizter O. Pinyinated
10 years ago

Never understood why people thought J-Lo is so hott. To me, shes always seemed manish. So I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a penis. Did you ever see her without any makeup? She’s horrible looking. Plus, her personality makes her even uglier to me. I have no interest in J-Lo whatsoever. Sexual or otherwise.

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