Ke$ha Makes Her Assistant Dance for Her in a Penis Costume

Working for Ke$ha is a dream come true. Especially when she gets sad and makes you dance for her in a penis outfit to cheer her up.

“I’m just very amused by 5-year-old humor,” she said. “Don’t get me wrong: I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It’s like a hobby. I’m like a praying mantis. They f**k me, and then I eat them.

“But who isn’t amused by a giant, dancing penis? Sometimes when I’m sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit and bounce around my house.”

The penis outfit is used by Ke$ha when she performs Cannibal track ‘Grow A Pear’ on her ‘Get Sleazy Tour’.

Asked if it is harder to succeed in rock as a woman, she added: “I know that I have balls. I have bigger balls than a lot of the men that I meet.

“I’m just a ballsy motherf**ker. I’m not afraid of pushing boundaries. That’s what you have to do to become an icon.”

Ke$ha later added: “Eventually, I would love to be on my deathbed and looked at as an icon. Right now I’m still at the baby stages of my career. But that is the goal.” Digital Spy

This chick tries so hard that you can’t help but just shake your head and laugh. This poor, poor girl doesn’t realize how sad she is.

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