Khloe Kardashian Promptly Crumples Her Sex Swing

On last night’s episode of Khloe & Lamar, Khloe Kardashian installed a sex swing over her bed. Wait, don’t run away yet. The story gets a little less terrifying.

Khloe wanted to spice things up with Lamar Odom in the bedroom, so instead of hiring a professional, on account of being too embarrassed and not wanting to listen to 10 minutes of a guy screaming in horror, Khloe decided to do it herself. It didn’t work out so well.

When Khloe and Lamar tested it out, it broke, sending the two crashing to the bed. Though the blame shouldn’t be placed solely on Khloe. They really should put a weight limit on these things.

Khloe said after the incident, “I’m embarrassed and I’m trying to push the limits and do something new. But I’m not a handyman.”

Yikes. I thought imaging Khloe naked was bad, but imagining her naked swinging from the ceiling like a sex-crazed orangutan is ten times worse.