It was really weird that Lindsay Lohan didn’t get that Lovelace role about a girl who gags on dick for a living because it seemed to be a role she’d been researching her whole life. Surprisingly, Lindsay snagged the role of Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime Original Movie instead. But not to worry. The film will be called Liz and Dick so there will still be penis jokes.
Lindsay, who hasn’t appeared in a film since 2010, will play Taylor, “whose stormy relationship with Richard Burton led them to marry and divorce each other twice.” Basically, everything you expect from a Lifetime movie.
According to GossipCop, Lifetime demanded Lindsay fulfill all her probation requirements before production begins in March. Which is another hurdle because Lindsay is a screw-up.
Though TMZ says Lindsay is taking this role seriously. Lindsay is living and breathing Elizabeth Taylor by watching all her old film, watching interviews online and reading a bunch of her biographies all to recreate her posture, speech and other idiosyncrasies.
$10 bucks says when they start filming, Lindsay, with all that research, will end up breaking out an English accent and go, “Hallo, guvna,” every 10 minutes.
F**k you dickhead! Lindsay will nail this role, so do everyone else a favor and shut the f**k up!
Whoo!!! Take it like you know her personally, LOOSAH!!! Grow a dick and shove it in your pie hole.
As if Lifetime movies are ever good. They are known for horrible acting. So in other words, yes she will do perfect
Shes as classy as lingerie from WALMART
WAY TO CAST EM