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Lindsay Lohan Will Play Elizabeth Taylor

It was really weird that Lindsay Lohan didn’t get that Lovelace role about a girl who gags on dick for a living because it seemed to be a role she’d been researching her whole life. Surprisingly, Lindsay snagged the role of Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime Original Movie instead. But not to worry. The film will be called Liz and Dick so there will still be penis jokes.

Lindsay, who hasn’t appeared in a film since 2010, will play Taylor, “whose stormy relationship with Richard Burton led them to marry and divorce each other twice.” Basically, everything you expect from a Lifetime movie.

According to GossipCop, Lifetime demanded Lindsay fulfill all her probation requirements before production begins in March. Which is another hurdle because Lindsay is a screw-up.

Though TMZ says Lindsay is taking this role seriously. Lindsay is living and breathing Elizabeth Taylor by watching all her old film, watching interviews online and reading a bunch of her biographies all to recreate her posture, speech and other idiosyncrasies.

$10 bucks says when they start filming, Lindsay, with all that research, will end up breaking out an English accent and go, “Hallo, guvna,” every 10 minutes.

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Michael Prymula
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Fuck you dickhead!  Lindsay will nail this role, so do everyone else a favor and shut the fuck up! 

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 Whoo!!! Take it like you know her personally, LOOSAH!!!  Grow a dick and shove it in your pie hole.

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As if Lifetime movies are ever good. They are known for horrible acting. So in other words, yes she will do perfect

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Shes as classy as lingerie from WALMART
WAY TO CAST EM

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