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Megan Fox Is Ready to Get Fat

Megan Fox tells the March issue of Cosmopolitan that she’s seriously thinking about having kids with Brian Austin Green. “I want at least two, probably three [kids]. I’ve always been maternal.” Adding, “I’m a homebody — I’m not wild.”

Oh, great. Just what I need to see. A fat Megan Fox waddling around LA. At least I’ll be able to remember how she was and not how she will be. *Looks at fading erection* *Sheds tear*

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12 years ago

I doubt Megan would get fat.  Look at Victoria Beckam and Giselle Bundchen, just because you get pregnant, does not mean you have to turn into a house.