Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied were both spotted wearing what looked to be wedding rings at last Sunday’s Academy Awards which led many to believe they secretly married. Surprising news because celebrity weddings usually come with a 5 page spread in a weekly and million dollar interviews about what kind of dress they wore which no regular person could afford. I mean, what kind of celebrity are you, Natalie Portman? Kris Jenner is just sitting there shaking her head muttering, “Oh, this will not do.”
But it’s true. The news has been confirmed by Jamie Wolf, the jeweler who made the rings. “I designed the rings worn by Benjamin Millepied and Natalie Portman,” Wolf tells Us. “They were made with recycled platinum and conflict free diamonds.” What? Second hand precious metal and diamonds mined with no bloodshed? This is bullsh*t.
No details on when or where they married and their manager didn’t care to comment so it’s safe to assume either Natalie and Benjamin don’t want you know about their private life or they’re just playing hard to get. She’s such a tease.
How do you spell stepped in s**t in hebrew?