Russell Brand Has Moved On

The Sun says Russell Brand has gotten back into the proverbial saddle, riding some poor girl off into the sunset. Brand was photographed dropping off a brunette back at her apartment after she stayed over at his place.

“Russell is a single man again and starting to move on from Katy.

“Like any bloke, he had missed female company. He isn’t quite back to his old ways yet, but he’s very much back in the saddle.” The Sun

I assume their date at The Largo Theatre was just icing on the cake because she was going to have sex with him anyway. That’s why the first and last stop for my dates is my place. Let’s just cut to the chase. This date is going to end in only one way. With you finding my Megan Fox hair dolls. So why don’t you just run out screaming now instead of in the middle of the night when you’ll wake the neighbors.

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