The Oscars wasn’t the only award show this weekend. There was the Independent Spirt Awards too. While the Oscars was hosted by a botoxed Billy Crystal, the Spirit Awards was hosted by the much funnier Seth Rogen. Mainly because he managed to make fun of Chris Brown, The Grammys and Brett Ratner in a single joke.
About the Grammys, Rogen said, “At the Grammys, you can literally beat the sh*t out of a nominee and be asked to perform twice,” and, “The best thing to come of awards season is we learned what a horrible bigot Brett Ratner is.” He also joked that Drive made Jews look so scary that he thought Mel Gibson directed it.
I don’t know who won what or what happened later in the evening because I just assumed they’d try and guess who would win an Oscar for what and went with that. They were 70% right I think.
Seth is king
Chris Brown is Bobby 2.0
Those fuggin browns!!!!
(noracism)