MTV posted a highlight of last night’s episode of Jersey Shore and what a highlight it was. The clip shows Snooki telling everyone on the dance floor she peed herself before rushing into the ladies room and spraying her taint with perfume aka a Shore Shower. My god, a single tear just left R. Kelly’s eye. The only question he has is why there was no one underneath her? You can’t let good pee go to waste.
The floor had to be refinished with Valtrex sealent
Patent pending from Paris Hilton
my god, she needs to learn from her fucking mistakes already! if shes forgetting them because she makes so many she should watch the fucking shot
** the effing show
This is the most repellent filthy & disgusting animal in America.
Snooki is a dirty chubby little monster, with dirty feet too, that behavior is normal for her, and her mom JWOww too, who pisses behind bars on the floor of that tacky club Karma thety live in. THey both need to be potty trained. Maybe JWoww’s receding hairline boyfriend roger can help.