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The Situation Is Gay or Something

In an interview with HuffPo, JWoww, Snooki and the interviewer all question The Situation’s sexuality and say he’s basically the Wile E. Coyote of sex in that he comes so close, but something always goes awry. They start to wonder if that’s on purpose.

Snooki, things got hot and heavy with Deena [another one of the “Jersey Shore” roommates] last season. Do you consider yourself bisexual?

Snooki: I would consider myself bi. I’ve done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like… penis. But I’ve experimented.

What about Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino? What’s the deal? Gay? Not gay?

Snooki: Do you think he’s gay?

It wouldn’t shock me. Whenever he brings a girl home something always seems to go awry and they don’t end up hooking up.

Snooki: And he gives them men’s clothing to wear.

JWoww: And his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes… everything. Listen, I know I keep talking about my best friend Joey, but his husband was closeted for 27 years of his life. And I knew him before he came out. So because of that I know… the signs.

Snooki: Did you know the whole time that he was gay?

JWoww: Yeah! And it drove me nuts! I’m like, “Be happy with yourself!”

Snooki: Was he like, “No, I’m not”?

JWoww: He had a girlfriend! I was just like, “I would love you more if you could be yourself.” I can’t confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was, it would all make sense.

Do you talk to him about it?

JWoww: He brings it up. He’ll say, “People think I’m gay and I don’t know what they’re talking about.”

Snooki: He told me one time, “[All the talk is] making me wonder.” HuffPo

Take it from JWoww. One of her best friends was gay so that practically makes her an expert. She can tell from the way you stand or the way you hold a cigarette. No, that’s not stereotyping, that’s just a finely tuned gaydar.

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I wonder if JWow knows the signs of the apocalypse.  Cuz I don’t, but I have to believe there’s something in there about sluts from Jersey.

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Here’s my opinion — I DO think Mike is gay.  He’s in the closet — but he hasnt really shut the door on the closet door because we can ALL see in there.  Dood, come out! It’s fun out.  So many of my gay friends had a hard time coming out of the closet but once they did EVERYBODY was happier.   I also think, now…this is just speculation, but I do think that The Unit (that loser) and Mike are both on the DL.  I think Snookie probably knows that, too.  Why else would Mike be so DETERMINED to… Read more »

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