This Week in Shoots – 02.03.2012

I’ve neglected the Week in Shoots for a couple weeks but stability was never my strong suit. Just ask my illegitimate children. Here’s a round-up of what happened this week.

• Christina Aguilera dribbled what looked like period blood down her leg during her Etta James performance which turned out to be fake tanner.
• The SAG Awards happened and Dick Van Dyke was really excited about it.
• NBC got cold feet and pulled the donkey semen Fear Factor episode.
• Nick Carter showed what a good kisser he was.
• Elisabetta Canalis traded down and made out with Steve-O.
• Joan Rivers got high on TV.
• Blake Lively announced her number.
• Channing Tatum made Rachel McAdams a prosthetic penis.
• Eli Roth became the primary suspect in the Selena Gomez murder case.
• Snooki peed herself.

As for what you’ll find in today’s photoshoot round-up.

• Arianny Celeste in Complex.
• Elisha Cuthbert in Shape.
• Elizabeth Olson in ASOS.
• Kim Kardashian in an Esquire shoot.
• Leighton Meester shot by Mark Lidell.
• Taylor Momsen in FHM (again?).
• Tori Praver in lingerie.