Alleged Hit and Run Victim Wants $100,000 from Lindsay Lohan

Thaer Kamal has retained attorney Mark Geragos to help scam $100,000 from Lindsay Lohan. Kamal claims he has video of Lindsay behind the wheel of her Porsche when she hit him and sent him to the ground clutching his knee going  “Oooooo, shhhhh, ooooooo, sschhhh, oooo.”

According to Kamal, the video shows Lohan getting out of the car and wobbling into the passenger seat as the passenger then takes the wheel and drives off. Other sources scratched their heads and went “whaaaa?” because nothing like that ever happened.

Kamal, who’s not going to the police with the video, wanted $100,000 from Lindsay to make it disappear. Lindsay, however, isn’t going to pay. So, still not going to police, he’s now trying to sell the video.

No takers yet but someone should buy it. It’d be interesting to see Kamal’s friend wearing a wig and dress running into him with a Crown Vic with “Porsche” painted on the side.