I’m still dumbfounded that they made a movie out of the Battleship board game and that it has nothing to do with the Battleship board game except for the fact that they’re on a battleship. I mean, Liam Neeson doesn’t even seem to have a particular set of skills in this movie, skills that he’s acquired over a long career.
Anyway, here’s the new trailer for Battleship. It’s a collection of pensive stares, Transformers sound effects, “woos” and Rihanna saying “boom.” Basically everything they teach in Cutting an Action Movie Trailer 101.
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