Complex Fulfilled My Justin Bieber Fantasy

Complex Magazine did a profile on Justin Bieber which, if you like reading about Bieber, isn’t bad. More importantly was the photoshoot they staged which fulfilled every fantasy I’ve ever had about Justin Bieber. It’s orgasmic. Coincidentally, that’ll be the only time someone will mention orgasm when talking about Justin Bieber.

Him getting punched in the face and bloodied up by a fighter is so satisfying and cathartic. It’s second only to seeing Gwyenth Paltrow being slapped for being so pretentious.