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Covergirl Wants You to Perfect the Smoky Eye

Covergirl asked to do a sponsored post for a how-to video on perfecting the smoky eye and bold lip look. At first I just stared at the email trying to figure out what those words meant but they explained everything through moving pictures of model Jessica Stam.

I still had no idea what was going on other than they were putting makeup on a pretty girl. But then I thought, “Wait, this could be useful for when I go on dates.” I don’t want my dates to look ugly or nothin’, ya know. So my plan is to commit this video to memory and when I take a girl out I can tell them, “No, no, you’re doing it all wrong,” and wipe their face clean and redo their makeup. “Now you don’t look like a cheap hooker,” I’ll say to get the night going on a positive note.

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