Hilary Duff Gave Birth

Two years ago, Mike Comrie gave Hilary Duff a $1 million engagement ring. She was so happy she promptly blew him on a balcony. Many bj’s later in August 2011, Hilary Duff announced she was mouth pregnant. And also real pregnant.

Yesterday, she tweeted that she finally popped that kid out. “Welcome to the World Luca Cruz Comrie! Tuesday evening, we became proud parents of a healthy 7 pound 6 ounce beautiful boy,” she wrote.

It’s about time. Looking at her was really starting to freak me out. She looked like a damn Emperor Penguin.