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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is eHarmony’s New Spokesperson?

According to Crazy Days and Nights via The Superficial, Jennifer Love Hewitt has been tapped to be the new spokesperson for eHarmony. I haven’t found any other sources to back this up but CDaN says they’re paying her and even flew a guy to LA for a date. Hewitt, who plays a hooker on The Client List, was said to be bored, disinterested and looked to just be doing it for the money.

Once again, Jennifer Love Hewitt bedazzles her vagina, has three wedding rings pre-selected and ready to be picked up and hit on a Bachelorette reject through Twitter. Clearly she’s the perfect spokesperson for eHarmony. That is if eHarmony’s tagline is, “More clingy and psychotic girls than you’ll know what to do with and who you’ll still not be good enough for.”

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FunBagsOPlenty
FunBagsOPlenty
10 years ago

She knows so much about connection and love
ask Jamie Kennedy

Sea Hawk
Sea Hawk
10 years ago

Very Disturbing !!!  Bloody Hell !  Someone needs to save this poor girl from herself !  I know that I definately would not ever go out with her.   She just isn’t right in the head !

Puoli
Puoli
10 years ago

Ms Desperate will always have a wide fat bottom

cowbulls
cowbulls
10 years ago

Breasts are always in style and she has the best real breasts in history.  A few bats between her ears can be overlooked.

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