Good news everyone, Justin Bieber’s balls have finally slightly dropped, maybe a couple centimeters, in his new Justin Timberlake-esque single “Boyfriend.” The lyrics are idiotic as you’d expect but most of his fans don’t listen to the words anyway so they’ll just be dancing to the beat ignoring such gems as “swag, swag, swag, swag on you” and “I could be your Buzz Lightyear, fly across the globe” and “Imma make you sound tight like you’re laying in the snow.”
Apparently the best way to write a Justin Bieber song is to find a bunch of words that sound cool and try to string them together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EI1TmdXVGro