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Lindsay Lohan Put Herself on House Arrest

After her hit and run last week, Lindsay Lohan has decided it best to put herself on house arrest until her probation ends in two weeks. Sources say the latest incident made her people beg her not to go out at night until her probation ends.

It’s said Lindsay agreed and will only go out if she has to, such as for her court ordered community service at the morgue. Or if her favorite dj is spinning at a club or there’s a two for one shot deal that night or if she runs out of blow. Damn, she’s not a monk you know.

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Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

she’s terrified of the lord’s and their just trying to make it more difficult for her with one of their patsy.