It seemed to be just a rumor at first that Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama were together after allegedly meeting up at a club but now the relationship is pretty much confirmed after an obviously distraught onlooker says they were “all over each other” in a private booth at L.A’.s Greystone Manor. The source goes on, “They were very flirty and dancing close. They even left with each other.”
In the words of a thousand guys everywhere, “F**k you and your fantastic life, Wilmer Valderrama.”
Is he the retarded Indian kid who’s friends with Fez?
Yes, and he must have some serious game…
She probably tells him “you’re just like Derek Jeter, except for your girlish body and much smaller penis.”
From the captain of the Yankees to Fez. Not exactly a step up.