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Octomom Finally Does Porn

At the height of her fame and even a little bit after, Octomom aka Nadya Suleman was offered a lot of money to show her body. Vivid even offered her a $1 million deal to star in one of their films. At the time, Nadya had a little too much of that annoying thing called “dignity” and swore she would never do nudity. But dignity doesn’t feed 14 genetically engineered babies so as the years passed and overdue notices began piling up, that dignity slowly started being whittled away. Eventually, she was doing fetish photoshoots and now she’s doing topless shoots for overseas magazine. However, she’s not commanding the same price she used to.

TMZ reports that days away from being foreclosed upon, Nadya has decided to go naked for Euro mag “Closer.” Sources say she only made $10,000 off the shoot. A paltry sum compared to a few years ago but enough to rent a new place. She tells the mag, “I’m doing that (posing nude) because I need to feed my kids. I need to pay the bills. And I’m still very cognizant of the repercussions of my choices.” I believe this is the same thing strippers say before they make a career out of it.

Nadya also tells the mag that guys hit on her all the time. “I get too much male attention, but I won’t date until the octuplets are 18 – I live for them. I know a lot of women like male attention, but I’ll go out with no make-up on and wear tracksuits, a wig and even a fake pregnancy stomach to put them off.” I know what she means. I have to beat girls off with a stick whenever I step out into fantasy land.

She’s so blessed in fact that she didn’t even have to diet after having kids. “I just pinged back into shape like a rubber band after the kids, I don’t know how I did it. I eat like a horse, don’t count calories and have never owned a set of scales. I gained an entire human when I was pregnant with the octuplets, going from 10st to over 19st, but two months later, I was a size 8 again. Now, I never weigh myself.” Granted, she also probably doesn’t weigh herself because she doesn’t want the kids to hear mommy crying in the bathroom again.

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Annetteiroanya
Annetteiroanya
12 years ago

ew