Paula Deen Accused of Being a Closet Racist

Everyone’s favorite unapologetic diabetic and butter connoisseur Paula Deen is being labeled a racist by a former employee. In a lawsuit filed Monday in Georgia, one Lisa Jackson alleges that Paula and her brother Bubba Hiers, manager and vendor for Uncle Bubba’s restaurant, said they should send President Obama to the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico so he could n***er-rig it.” I’m not too sure what that means but my guess it wasn’t a compliment on Obama’s technical prowess.

The suit goes on to say that Deen used the N word in front of employees. For example, she wanted little black people tap dancing around her brother’s wedding like the good ole days.

According to the court documents, Jackson states that she was appointed by Deen to handle the catering and staff for Bubba’s wedding in 2007, and she asked Deen what the servers should wear: “Well what I would really like is a bunch of little n***ers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties, you know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around,” Jackson alleges Deen told her. “Now, that would be a true Southern wedding wouldn’t it? But we can’t do that because the media would be on me about that.” Radar Online

She’s right. The media ruins eeeeverything. If it wasn’t for them, she’d be able to get her tap dancing black kids. Everyone at Southern weddings loves old-timey racism.

But that’s not the entirety of Jackson’s complaint. She also alleges Deen’s brother Bubba is a perv who’d regularly watch porn in front of her.

The documents state that Jackson became the General Manager of Bubba’s Oyster and Seafood House in Savannah, Georgia, which is co-owned by Deen and Bubba, after the previous GM, who was male, was fired for having sexual relations with the servers. Deen allegedly said in a meeting in which Jackson was present, “If you think I have worked this hard to lose everything because of a piece of p**y, you better think again, and now I’m going to do something I have never done I am going to put a woman in a man’s job.”

Jackson was given six months to turn the restaurant from a failure into a success and she did so, by doubling the profits of the restaurant, but she alleges she was sexually harassed by Deen’s brother, who, amongst other accusations, routinely viewed pornography on a computer in a small office he shared with Jackson. “Bubba Hiers is a frequent customer of pornography web sites and would download and view such sites at work. In the small office he shared with Jackson, it was impossible for her to avoid the pornography,” the lawsuit states.

Not only would he be watching porn, he’d ask Jackson to “bring pictures of herself when she was young for him to view.” If you’re wondering, “and to masturbate to” was implied.

Jackson said she left the restaurant after five years in 2010 because management did nothing about her sexual harassment and other complaints. Probably because she didn’t give them pictures of when she was younger. Tit for tat, little missy.