Pregnant Jessica Simpson Poses Nude for Elle

A pregnant Jessica Simpson poses nude for the April issue of Elle. Sort of like Demi Moore, Britney Spears and Cindy Crawford did way back when. It’s one of the staples of magazines who’ve run out of ideas.

Along with the pregnant spread is an interview where Jessica tells Elle that she hopes her kid grows up to be a fashion snob. “I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!”

She’s also worried her daughter will be too into sports. “Eric is so athletic. We’re gonna have this athletic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping.” Because she’ll be too busy scratching her crotch and yelling at the Pats, right?

Jessica also knew right away she was pregnant. “We were goin’ to have an all-day drinking binge,” Simpson says, not shy about saying so. “Gonna ride our bikes, hang out…do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. Why would I feel guilt at the idea of going out and having cocktails with my friends?”

Sure, it could have been that but I think it’s more likely the guilt came from looking in the mirror and seeing how fat she was getting and thinking, “I should really hit the gym.”